They complain about the weather, they complain about the dogs. They even complain when I give them fresh straw. Usually I ignore it but today they took particular pains to flag me down.
They were most distressed about my habit of eating poultry on holidays. Today is the Canadian Thanksgiving and they wanted to put a halt to this barbaric behavior.
I explained to them that I would not change this habit. 
I love to eat poultry but I promised never to eat anyone who was laying me eggs.
I love to eat poultry but I promised never to eat anyone who was laying me eggs. Needless to say, the girls got back to work.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING CANADA!