First, find a dead gopher. Old and dried up will do if you can't find a fresh one.
Next, without putting it down, dig a hole.
Then, gently place your prize down in the hole. 
The last thing to do is to cover it up. This is very important so that no one can find it but you.
If you have time left over, and you haven't been called back to the house, sneak in a little swim and harrass the duck. 
