Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
The Animal's Court is now in session.
The Honorable Judge Jenny is presiding.
Tell me, Miss Henny Penny, what happened to you on the afternoon of October the 20th, 2011?
Well, your Honor, I was minding my own business, going about the barnyard, picking out some fat juicy bugs for dinner, when I was brutally attacked by a hulking white dog!
Can you show us the damage that occurred to your person?
Yes, your Honor. I lost feathers here, and here. Not to mention my emotional damage when I had to go back to the coop and endure the embarrassing questions from the other hens.
I'd now like to take a look at exhibit A.Mmhmmm. It appears to be red and white feathers torn from a chicken but it doesn't prove who did it.
Where is the defendant?
Did you attack this chicken?
You can't PROVE anything!
What is that feather doing hanging from your mouth?
I throw myself on the mercy of the court!Alaska you are GUILTY and will be here by known as a BAD DOG!